Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.
Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus
"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"
When you take a drag off a bowl, then a drag off a cigarette and then do a shot of Liqour without exhaling until you've swallowed the shot.
Do you remember Kenny from Mallozzis in Rotterdam? He was the master at doing Super Poop Stains!!!
A young, small teenager who remarkably resembles a jizz stain. If you know a person who looks like this, then you must call him by his proper name: Jizzstain! Don't forget, calling the person a human stain will not do.
Dustin Maris was ridiculed for thousands of years by his fellow peers because his boyfriend thought that he looked like a slimey human stain.
Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.
WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.
A side piece you have that normally has a turd nugget in her G-string.
" Cindy just called, she's my one an only lil poop stain"
Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.
John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!
A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.
Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?
Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.
Jane: Yuck!