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jealous of other men

men caring about other men to be jealous

being jealous of other men is not normal

by что у тебя во рту November 13, 2022

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men-o-pause

when a man needs to take a break from work, and has to tell a woman about it whilst being watched by his freinds / colleagues, whilst the woman in subject is going through menopause

man to woman "i need to take a men-o-pause"
woman " real funny wise guy"

by fathead431 November 3, 2009

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kill all men

kill all men is a hashtag created by lowlife asshole girls when there crush from 16 years ago rejected them so they now they just amuse that all men are bad because they only have one brain cell so they can't realize that every person has a different personality sadly they don't gain any brain cells in doing this by realizing how dumb this is they instead make other people lose brain cells by consonantly posting about their idiotic belief on social media most of the time on the app tiktok. but let's just see what would happen if all men died ready 1.2.3 the whole human population would end because humans could not reproduce thats it and don't even get me started on the bone mare o shit because those babies only last 3 days and they look like baraka from mortal kombat in conclusion fuck kill all men girls

rando girl with 0 brain cells:kill all men

people with a brain: stop it go outside a get a life

by cole_stevens69 May 20, 2021

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Angry Internet Men

Internet users who rant and rage about petty facts. Phrase coined by the folks at Rock Paper Shotgun.

"Diablo 3 looks like freaking World of Warcraft! I would rather choke than play it!" - Angry Internet Men

"What, Spore has a restrictive DRM system?!? I must write furious blog entries and comments about it and give the game 1 star in Amazon though I haven't even bought or tried playing it yet!!" - Angry Internet Men

by sanastro September 9, 2008

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Two and a Half men

One of the best shows on T.V.

"two and a half men is the best show ever!"-Fan

by Michael Jackson's brother. August 24, 2009

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jizz of a thousand men

A large quantity of any white substance that. Works best to describe an unknown substance.

Person 1: "What the hell is that white stuff on your shirt?"

Person 2: "That is the jizz of a thousand men."

by Slim Jim 3:16 June 19, 2010

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Burly Men Found

adj: term used to describe a very bad situation where things have gone wrong to a high degree

1) I accidentally knocked a mafia boss' drink over, and it was Burly Men Found from that point on
2) Burly Men Found in Moscow today as terrorists launched a suicide attack

by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 23, 2003

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