Panty Bomb

When an obese woman breaks wind and detonates her panties into confetti.

The sudden blast from her ass woke Andrea up and she was astonished at all the purple confetti in her bed until she realized it was the aftermath of a Panty Bomb.

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Song Bomb

When someone blasts you with a song that usually sucks ass on skype or some other way of communicating.

I was talking to my friend Michael on Skype when he song bombed me with shitty rap music.

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Trucker Bomb

A plastic container that a truck driver pisses into inside the cab of his truck during daylight hours to be later pitched out usually on the side of the road. This practice has come about by the increasingly strict laws about indecent exposure. Years ago if a truck driver got caught pissing on the side of the road by the Po po, he was given a ticket, end of story. But now if convicted of indecent exposure, you must register as a sexual predator where you live. Much safer to piss in a wide mouth bottle and a whole lot legally less complicated.

Billy Bob Big Rigger builds a trucker bomb every day on his run though Ohio. After dark when the bottle is full, out the window it goes to be later detonated by the poor dick that has to mow the shoulder.

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Custard Bomb

A sexual act by which the female insert’s a funnel in her anus. The funnel is thus filled with cold custard. The cold custard is farted into the male's mouth, which by now is luke warm, giving the male a tasty meal.

I Just got a tasty Custard Bomb of Rosie O'Donnell , Yum

Rosie Custard

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Hitler Bomb

An unnecessary reference to the acts of one Adolf Hitler in trying to make a completely trivial and unrelated argument.

Consequently, the dropper of the Hitler bomb renders their own argument impotent and looks like a complete fucking idiot.

"Killing Terri Schiavo is like Hitler killing millions of Jews"

"Watch the Hitler Bombs, moron"

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Yard bomb

A pile of dog crap that isn't picked up by its owner and is instead left to be stepped in.

My asshole neighbor never picks up his dogs droppings. Instead he leaves them behind and waits for unknowing people to step on the yard bombs.

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chlorine bomb

a chemical based IED, made useing a chlorine based substance like bleach and a catalyst such as ammonia, pinesol, or rubbing alcohol. A clorine bomb's container is often a plastic pop bottle, and the pnumatic pressure the freed cholrine gas exerts on the bottle causes a powerful explosion and chlorine gas cloud.

when i set off a Chlorine bomb in the feild, it left a 3m wide circle of dead grass.

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