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A noun used when describing what you would bend a girl over on to plow her ass till it hurts
Dude I would bend Kim kardashian over a fat barrel.
Who would you rather bend over a barrel: Amber Rose or Summer Ray
Someone who has skinny limbs but a large, sloppy midrif that jumbles around when they walk. AKA keg on legs, it is a wonder as to how their skinny legs can keep that huge midrif up and about.
It rolls over and damages anything in its path, then breaks open and out pops a Barnbarian! How did he get inside?!
The barbarrian barrel is usually used to piss off people in clash of clans.
The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).
“I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous”
Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.
I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.
It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?
we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
Also called "The Georgia Sunshine", "What are you doing step bro?" or "Old-timer's fleshlight" - To capture something (particularly an ape such as a baboon or gorilla) within a container (typically an empty barrel or large drinking keg) , tip it over to where its behind is facing up and pound said thing's guts to oblivion.
"Ever barrel-fucked a baboon buck nekked in the middle of the Sahara, balls-deep in pink so nice ya gotta tap it twice? That's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150."