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1. an evil "holiday" that is a big crock.
2. a day where people who are single and hating it and recently divorced people are depressed becausing of the glamourization of "love".
3. also known as single's awareness day.
Retailers are excited about Valentine's Day because it will generate more profit.
I'm going to be so depressed on Valentine's Day.
For Valentine's Day me and my single friends are going to go out, try to have fun, and get drunk.
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an extreme week of hell which football tryouts are held, where there are 2 practices a day
hey bro you ready for two a days ?
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A day in which you are not at your normal level of performance i.e. can't draw as well, get killed more in video games ect
Wow, everything I've done today has sucked money nuts. I must be having a bad off day!
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Lily Day is the day that we celebrate the awesomeness of the Lilys, Lilians, or Lils of the world. It is held on the 9th of August, and was first created in 1995.
These people are seriously awesome, radiating pure awesomeness, and have deserved their own day for a very long time. Lily's are generally under-appriciated, they are sweet, kind creatures that survive by being overly-generous, selfless, smart and beautiful. Only the most attractive of their race survive. They are a incredibly rare and indangered species, that need to be cared for, loved, then slowly released back into the wild. If you should ever come accross a Lily, don't make any sudden movements, as the Lily is very clumsy and will startle, trip over it's own feet and then fall when taken by surprise.
Lily Day needs to be celebrated with chocolate and smiley faces.
Wow, Lil is seriously awesome and I love her soooooooo much. We need to have a day in her honour! It shall be awesome, and is hearby known as Lily Day!!
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The first day of the end of the world.
On Obama Day:
"There goes the neighborhood."
After Obama Day and Obama makes Ebonics the national language of the US:
"sH!t MaN, tHA HooDz Gon' B All Up In My Grrillz, NiGGAAh!. No wha 'm SayIN?! Wurd. Sh!t... WorLds All enin and Sh!T, Son!"
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An expression meaning "That'll never happen". Shortened from "That'll be the day when (insert ubsurd impossible occurence here, such as 'Pigs will fly')"
Bob: I'm gonna kick your butt!
Joe: Haha, yeah, that'll be the day....
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