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A cool guy that doesnt like plain rice because hes tasteless. He has a very weird sense of humour and usually makes sus comments but wont admit hes 0.9% gay . He has the most annoying gf but somehow still loves her, he is a very big simp for kristina but he doesnt wanna admit it for some reason. His faceee ,hes the mostt beautiful person and has the cutest eyelashes but wont realise how long they're because hes blind . He has some cute ass dimples which everyone should be jealous of . Everything about him in general is perfect except from the fact that he wont attempt to write with his left hand. He tends to turn everything into something dirty no matter what you say. Hes very helpful and is really smart,he always works hard for everything which is something that amazes everyone. He deserves the whole world <3
Kris : Who's that smexc guy?
Stranger: its eddie,eddie gawk
Kris : dayummmm now it all makes sense
to get so close to achieving your goal only to stumble at the final hurdle.
To go out in the last position before winning money in a tournament
he was so close to making the money of the poker tournament but he eddied
Getting your plans ruined by a person named Eddy, Eddie, Ed, Edward.
My plans got Eddied again today. Fuck my life.
“Hey guys I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go take a country boy eddy”
Famous gnome hunter from the TikTok trend
Gnome1“Shi dawg Eddie purkins is here run”
Gnome2“I’m hope he don’t slide”
A) The KING Capitalized Tiled In BOND Made By THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES, As Conservatee Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA By District Of Columbia. The Encroached KING With Over 130 Year Of Lineage As Titled KING. Fourth Son Of The First Titled KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Post 1871 Ratifucation Legally Made Sovereign KING
B) A Scientist Who Found God Beat Him To Everything.
C) The Love Of A Nation
D) He Who Would Not Turn His Head.
E) Teacher Of Mankind.
F) Lover Of All Light.
G) The Lone Son Of AmnRa.
H) The Royal BOND
I) He Who Raises THEM Up!
J) Man Of Many Errors Who Never Gives Up.
K) The Richest Man In The World, Of The Love Of His People.
L) A Man Of Great Faith.
"I Love My Son. My KING Eddie King Smith IV" Who I Made.
AmnRa