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Stevenage.
As noone seems to know where this small town is, when ever asked where you are from, the answer given for someone from Stevenage is likely to be, 30 miles off London.
"Where are you from?"
"30 miles off London... noone knows Stevenage."
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Not as ugly as 100 miles of bad road but still not as good looking as you would liked it to be.
“You guys make great babies.Ours look like a mile of bad road.”
Quote from Black Mirror episode Striking Vipers
An instrument used to calculate the time required to get to a given destination with a tractor-trailer . A dispatchers favorite tool, it does not allow for unnecessary stops such as, hygiene, nutrition, fuel, or repairs.
"My dispatcher has a 100 mile an hour pen and I drive a 55 mile an hour truck."
Women that had sex with less men, than you can count with one hand.
"The nigga fuck, she could count that shit on the hand,...... Her pussy got low miles" - Plies
When one puts just the tip of his or her tongue in a pilot's butt. For a brief period after 9/11, it was often referred to as the "Mile High Freedom Dip".
The flight attendant was so impressed by and grateful for the maneuvering of Charles "Sully" Sullenberger that she gave him a mile high French dip.
The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing
Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.
A threesome that occurs mid-flight on an aeroplane
'How was your flight?'
'Pretty good. I had a mile high club sandwich.'
'Damn! I didn't even get a bag of peanuts.'