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The things to do before going on a date. All will go well if you do.
1) Shit
2) Shower
3) Safety (Masturbate)
4) Shave
Numbers 2 & 3 are interchangeable.
"Man i'm glad i did the four S prep before going out on friday! That way, i didn't have to worry about smelling bad, looking like a bum, needing to crap, or getting a boner during the date!"
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A popular game in the 80's, Connect Four has a way of invoking emotions equivilant to teenage angst in people currently in their 30's. The Connect Four Roar is a word used to describe the trimphant bellow issued by an individual after scoring the coveted Connect Four WIN.
Elizabeth (after scoring a Connect Four Win): RAAAARRRRWWLLLLOOWHOAWHOA in the FACE Rob! In the FACE!
Andrea: Damn Girl! You made me drop my drink with that skurry Connect Four Roar!
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A web comic about stick cats and monkey presidents
"Did you read today's Four Panels of Fun? A cat said "$1.99"!"
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A girl with a large mouth. Large enough to fit four cocks in.
Gaz: Check her oot, she's got a four cock mouth!!!
Rich: So's yer maw
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a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
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when you or a buddy farts and the smell completely reaches all four corners of a room, making everyone in the room disgusted yet slightly impressed.
That guy is gonna have four corners farts if he keeps knocking down those hot dogs with sauerkraut and stadium mustard
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