Minced Meat

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.

The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.

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cougar meat

These are the males in their late-teens or 20s that "cougars" are on the prowl for.

Cougar #1: Hey, did you see that hot cutie with the Ed Hardy shirt going into the men's room?

Cougar #2: Oh yeah, definite cougar meat - I want to jump his bones!

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Meat sweater

A Canadia Un-circumscribed penis.

My homeboy Chris Shelly is sporting a "meat sweater "

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Meat circles

A soft, slightly smoked, bright red, circular sliver of meat that is commonly found on pizza. Meat circles can last up to 3 weeks after being opened.

Only a cool nigga can eat meat circles, so if you're friends with someone who does you better cherish them.

DISCLAIMER!
Pepperoni and meat circles are two completely different things, never ever mix them up.

I love meat circles on my pizza.

friend: "What did you eat before you got here?" Me: "oh, I had pizza with meat circles and tiny hats !"

Bro I think your meat circles have gone bad, smh.

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Meat Mountains

Breasts

Man, look at her massive meat mountains!

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Meat pie

An Irish boi named Glen

Stop being such a meat pie

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Meat Rocket

noun/: a penis of large proportions

he woke me up by slapping me in the face with his meat rocket and told me to get the fuck out.

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