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When you’re in the bathtub, Butthole to Butthole and you fart into each other’s butts creating a wind tunnel
Man, we sat in the bath and wind tunnelled eachother.
When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friend’s unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!
When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.
Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)
Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.
When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!
When one excessively "Cap's" or lies about something
"Bro, This bitch said her hair was real. I told her she had cappal tunnel cause she always talking like it's real"
The pain you experience in a wrist from excessive masturbation
Dude, your sister won't give it up and now i have cockal tunnel.
When a guy is fixated on a girl; and only cares about hanging out her and ditches his friends because he might miss her talking to him for one second.
Friend: Dude. Where is Will at?
You: With Kendra again?
Friend: He's always with her.
You. I know. That nigga's got that Pussy Tunnel.