willy snog

A slippery blowjob off your parter or stranger.

Hey Sarah last night I have Dave a Willy snog. He jizzed all down my throat.

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lose the willy

A really fat person who believes they look slimmer in expensive designer clothing brands.

Hey Tubs, you better 'lose the willy' if you wanna wear Prada.

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weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

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Willy Pete

Spitting on your penis and putting it in another persons ear.

You will not believe what just happened, Dave gave Jan a Willy Pete!

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Dirty Willis

A variation on the classic Dirty Sanchez. During anal sex, the man takes his penis out of his partners ass and rubs it on his or her chin, creating a lame goatee.

After I gave her a Dirty Willis she looked like a relief pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.

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steamboat willie

when a person takes a shit on their partner's chest and smears it all the way down their body, while smoking a cigar (yelling choo-choo is optional)

Boyfriend: Hey babe, i'm kinda horny lets try a steamboat willie
Girlfriend: Okay i'll get the cubans

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willy porthole

When you shove your tongue so far down your girlfriend throat, she chokes.

Girl: Hey Babe
Boy: (Shoves tongue in throat)
Girl: WILLY PORTHOLE!

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