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If you can't even run this with or without aero, get a new computer
Oh and user account control will save you one day
256 mb is the actual minimum if you are okay with the basic theme, 512 mb is the minimum if you want aero to work properly
LInux fanboy: hi stop using widnwos is inseccufre
Windows XP user: don't worry its xp not vista
Windows Vista user: the reason my computer works with vista is because i don't use 2002 hardware, you should have at least 256 mb of ram for vista, 512 mb if you are even hoping for vista to not crash on aero, i have only 512 mb of ram
Windows XP user: *sobs* it's true, my computer is ancient, i have 5 antiviruses, and my computer gets infected and hacked on an average of every 31 minutes
Linux fanboy: get linux it doesn't have viruses
Windows Vista user: i have only 1 antivirus and i don't need real time protection, because i kept user account control on
Linux fanboy: *ugly
Linux fanboy: i couldn't even change the theme
Windows Vista user: you are really quite the troll lol
Linux fanboy has left the chat
Windows XP user: why is my computer hacked?
Windows Vista user: and why do i have a user account control dialog out of nowhere
Windows XP user: i see a command prompt and it's deleting all files
Windows Vista user: i'll click no because i don't trust the source of the dialog
Windows XP user: my computer's rebooting
Windows XP user: so my computer is broke, the same way deleting system32 breaks it
Windows Vista user: i saved myself by clicking no on user account control
One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety
Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!
That moment for a man when the right amount of gray hair in your beard/hair starts to attract 20 year olds like lemmings. (Particularly true for Gay men. See also: Daddy)
Why are so many chickens crossing the road? Because I'm in the Gray Window.
A clusterfuck, or shit show. As describing someone stumbling along in a presentation or explanation. Refers to the Windows 98 operating system crashing during its initial demonstration.
Doug, I'm not going to just sit here while you Windows 98 your way through the presentation.
it can mean many things:
1)someone who rides the big yellow bus to the happy camp.
2)someone disabled and/or mentally challenged.
3)a spaz
Nicola rides the big yellow bus to the happy camp because she is very special. She goes to the happy camp for lessions in window licking.
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An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI
I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.
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A shoddy mock-up of Apple Computer's own Os X.
'Gee golly Bob. I can't wait to get windows vista!'
'They already have that. It's called Macintosh Osx.'
'O rly?'
'Ya rly. now stfu.'
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