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A woman who pays her own bills, buys her own things, and doesn't feel she needs a man's approval. Meanwhile, she complains that she can't find a man because there aren't enough good men out there. She also has a 1,000 point criteria list for what she wants in a man and feels like she deserves this kind of man because she can financially support herself. All the while she forgets that she can't be independent and interdependent (in a relationship) at the same time. Instead of realizing that she would need to change her mindset to find a man who fits even a fraction of that 1,000 point criteria, she blames society, her race, statistics, and virtually anything but herself for her situation.
Single Black Women Are Single Because They Feel Men Want an Independent Woman
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The woman that comes in ten minutes before Papa Murphy's closes and asks if they have any extra pizzas left over. If they don't have exactly what she wants she snubs 'em. She looks like a rat.
Do you have the combo pizza left over with out onions? You don't? What kind of place is this? I'm not gonna buy any left over pizzas tonight.
Damn rat woman.
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A woman snatcher is a way of saying you have had a extreme love for a girl. that means if you try to snatch a girl you instantly want to make out and have sex with that girl. You will normally snatch the girl of your dreams hoping that you will be that girls luck guy and she will be obsessed with you and she too will share the same feelings. You will normally flirt like crazy with this girl because of her extremely beauty and cuteness. People will tend to call you out for be obsessed with her even though you denied it many times, but once you put her in your woman snatcher there is no denying your love for this girl. But be careful because once you snatch that girl you will be determined to get this girl into your hands no matter what it takes. People will also tend to notice you flirting behavior and then you will have to deal with there accusing for loving this girl. But fear not if you love a girl enough put her in your woman snatcher
I’m going to use my woman snatcher on the girk
The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
A slap awesomeness situation that is very rare
they will always have on there own favorite rain-boots accompanied by endless possibilities for example :::
Daisy Dukes, cut off jeans, backwards hat, tramp stamp, bad mouth, ex-mechanic, w her own beer Koozie
If you need a good woman get you “a woman that fishes”
When a girlfriend puts you into a situation that you can't get out of easily.
My friend had me drive to the bar because she had plans to meet up with a guy she knows I dont like at all. This guy is such a creep I couldn't leave her alone with him and she knew I wouldn't. I was woman trapped.
A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman
Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!