BOB SAGET!!!!!

A humerous or comical phrase used to express anger or frustration.

For example, when you fail a test or dont accomplish something, you say BOB SAGET!!!!!
"I failed my test again, BOB SAGET!!!!"

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sloppy bob

close to a wet willy, but instead of inserting your finger in your mouth and lubricating it, you simply put it in the poohshooter, completing a 180 degree turn with your finger, simply remove finger and place in your target's hearing organ (ear).

Paul: hey bernard!
Bernard: hey paul
Paul: whatchu doing?
Bernard: putting my finger in my butt, you want a sloppy bob?
Paul: sure! what's that?
Bernard: come here and i'll show you!*
*Bernard sticks finger covered with poo in Paul's ear, Paul screams ewww!...Can i have another?

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Bob Evans

The act of roundhouse kicking a urinal filled with your own shit so hard that the porcelain breaks and shit water goes everywhere.

Bro I just took a Bob Evans at Home Depot.

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Bob Dole

An old, Republican who ran against Bill Clinton in '96. Is ALMOST equivalent to Chuck Norris in awesomeness. With his sly third-person conversations and his inability to move his right arm, he will take all by surprise and destroy the competetion, except for Clinton.

Halo 3 match

Red: "Alright I'm gonna snipe this guy." *Aims rifle*

Blue: "Now where could Red be... UGH!"

*Blue disappears from Red's scope.*

Red: "Now what the hell...AGH!"

Blue (to Red) : "What the hell was that?"

Bob Dole : BOB DOLE!

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bob bryar

the greatest drummer in the world not just because he is in my chemical romance but he is very very talented too

bob bryar rox my sox

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BOB FOC

Acronym standing for
Body
Off
Baywatch

Face
OfF
Crimewatch

A comment made to a person with a nice body but an 'unfortunate' face

Look at her she's got a BOB FOC

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Bob Ross

I am very sorry,I think you meant to search greatest man of all time but died because of the devil we call cancer,I am not kidding Bob Ross is the greatest man alive,he paints happy little trees and clouds and always say you can do it and make you feel warm and nice inside.

Man 1:Wanna watch Bob Ross
Man 2:Yes,yes I do