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A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills
In other words, you're dead no matter what u do. Cause the doctor is coming
a) the profession your parents wanted you to go into when they found out you went into $150,000 worth of debt to get into art school
b) the title that parents had of a dead child claim they “could have earned if they had the chance”
c) Bernie Sanders’ worst enemy
a) You had to break our hearts like this? You could have been a doctor!
b) He could have been a doctor if the drunk driver hadn’t hit him! Why, God?!?!
c) “You people are the problem plaguing this country! How dare you charge the middle class these prices!”
“That’s nice, Mr. Sanders. Now, please bend over and cough for me.”
something that all asian parents want us to be
"Howard! YOU CANNOT BE A COMIC WRITER! YOU HAVE TO BE A DOCTOR!"
-Mom
Keeps your system running properly!
Praise Doctors♡
A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills
Hey Maybe you should visit the doctor about that
lying pieces of shit who say getting your cholesterol tested through a finger prick wont hurt
someones mom not mine: hey we have to go to the doctors
not me: ok
lying piece of shit doctor: this finger prick wont hurt
not me after finger prick: ow that did hurt
A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills
guy one: yo i just got home from the doctor.
guy two: but what did it cost?
guy one: all of it.