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Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.

Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019


Asaiah's meal

Created by Asaiah Oragbon, Asaiah's McDonald's meal is a yet to be official assortment of items on the McDonald's menu. It simply consists of: A medium drink followed by two double cheese burgers with the ketchup and mustard replaced with spicy pepper sauce (which is the sauce from the spicy crispy chicken sandwich), with a large fry, and a Mcflurry with added caramel. NOTE: This sumounts several calories so if you plan on eating anything else later, try eating light

Jake: I got the infamous Asaiah's meal today

Trisha: You might not want to eat anything for a bit
Jake: Yeah I'm stuffed!

by dragonlightning515 December 22, 2024


full course meal

When you see Brandon Arreaga you suddenly get fed a weeks worth of meals.
Like he's so good looking that you really don't need anything else to survive.

Damn have you seen Brandon Arreaga he's been looking like a full course meal and I'm hungry

by irlsnack May 6, 2018


full course meal

when you look at brandon arreaga you suddenly get a week worth of meals.
basically he feeds you with his good looks.

Have you seen Brandon Arreaga?? My mans looking like a full course meal and I'm hungry

by irlsnack May 6, 2018


Full course meal

(Adj.) There are people who are a snack and they're cute at the moment, but then there are people that are so attractive they are more than just a snack. They are the full course fucking meal.

Person 1: Do you see that guy over there? What a snack
Person 2: (looks over) Ooooo damn he's not a snack he's a fucking full course meal

by wertyuiop;lk September 7, 2018


Full course meal

Asher angel can be often called a full course meal. He can sing, act and is very handsome and cute he has everything you need in a guy even being in popular tv shows and movies

Asher angel Is such a full course meal

by Whywords July 15, 2018


The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.

"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"

by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022