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Place to park your car -- but only you can park there (according to my friend Iker). It could be on the public highway, but more likely in a company car park and it would have a number or your name perhaps, or the plate number of your car.
You'll have to move. That's my parking spot.
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Something Morgan Freeman has.
Spotted dick.. I thought that was something Morgan Freeman has.
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(pee' spaht) - n. The area directly above the urinal in public restrooms that men stare at, knowing a glance in any other direction would arouse suspicion.
The flamboyant homosexual had no respect for restroom ettiquete; blantantly ignoring the P-spot.
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When you are in a crowded area, it is the perfect game to play. must have 2 players. Player one spots a gay, and player two must affirm that the suspect is gay. If so, player one gets a point. First to fifteen wins.
"Let's play spot the gays. I see two coming around the corner! Look for the scarves"
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When someone is being very spotty with there text while you're trying to have a conversation with them
Guy: hey I don't think she likes me
Dude:why I thought y'all texted all the time
Guy:yeah man but she keeps spot texting me
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U-spot is the g-spot stimulated by yourself.
Its when a woman cums during masturbation.
She had promised him sex tonight. She new he would be home all hot and heavy. She got in her sexiest outfit, you know, the one that's see-through and lays her breasts right on top, so nice and firm, the one that cups her ass cheeks perfectly. The one that goes down just bellow her pussy to leave room for mystery. She was in it, laying spread-eagle on the bed. He walked in, already hard. She spread herself wide and allowed his large, condom covered cock inside her. He pumped. in and out, inn and out, up and down, up and down. She moaned and moaned (faking every sound, but he didn't know). Soon he came and then just slipped out of her, rolled over and went to bed. What he didnt know was that she got up and went into the bathroom, slipped her fingers inside herself and rubbed slowly and softly until her U-Spot was stimulated
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When a woman is wearing a skirt short enough to wear a man can see it, but has underwear on.
Guy One: Dude, I noticed earlier when driving that the sun visor's mirror was showing what was under her skirt. Did you see anything since you were in the backseat?
Guy Two: No, dammit...she was wearing a blind spot.
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