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A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after
Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.
Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.
You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.
aftering = combination of the words morning and afternoon. it’s meaning is when you are unsure if someone is awake during the morning or the afternoon you say “good aftering!”.
Charlie: Good aftering! Ahaha.
Mac: Charlie what the fuck did you just say?
Charlie: Good aftering?
Mac: What in the hell does that even mean?! God damn it Charlie it’s like everyday you say some dumb shit like this.
Dennis: Now Mac.... that word is hitting my ear very nicely I may add..
Mac: You know Dennis you’re right.. As mine.
Charlie: Are you kidding me, Mac.
To pursue someone or something.
He was aftering me and I couldn't escape.
commonly known as a song written by mr kitty, used as an alias by the big scary hacker doxbin egirl after dark who terrorizes the minecraft community with her big scary hackerness beware of after dark guys she will find ur addy and swat you and make you regret ever downloading discord big scary hacker sexy mommy e girl mmm mommy i love me some aftedark
mommy after dark i love her so much
The smell of a mans dick/hand after they are done masturbating with spit
"You need to wash your hands man they reek of After Jack"
After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.
insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.