Driving Braille

When in a car with someone else driving, and the driver starts driving over the bumps on the lane divider, you can yell out "Driving Braille!", in an indication that he is driving over the bumps, creating a rapid bump bump bump noise.

(Braille is the bumpy writing that vision-impaired people use to read)

John is driving back from a late concert through semi-windy roads with Jill in the passenger seat, John starts driving over the lane divider which causes the car to mildly vibrate and a rapid bump bump sound to start.

Jill: "Driving Braille much?"
John: "Shuttup I'm tired"

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drive-by friending

The sending of a friend request on Facebook or other social networking site without including any information on who you are or how you know the recipient.

There were twenty mutual friends listed, but I never heard the name before and they didn't include a note identifying themselves. So I rejected it as a drive-by friending.

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hard drive

that dirty little thing in Bill gates pants that he always wants cleaned by those expensive bus stop hookers.

Bill gates asked crackhead mandy to "clean out" his hard drive for him.

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driving loop

Another name for the course traveled during the blunt ride, used when speaking in front of parents, pigs...etc

Josh-yo are we going to go on that blunt ride now?

Me- Shut the Fuck up josh, my moms in the other room, if she asks what you were talking about just say its a driving loop..

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Tieman Drive

A street that will fulfill all of your wildest dreams.

I go to Tieman Drive every once in a while to see my Indian man.

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drive safe

What some people say as a generic salutation when parting company instead of saying what they really want to say, such as fuck off or something to the same effect. Generally reserved for those who are not cared about in the least bit or are despised to the core of their being.

Alright, ok, you too, drive safe.

(..fuck off..)

*waves

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hard drive

This usually happens when you drive a '98 Ford Focus on some rocks...

Steve: Arg, this is a hard drive!
John: Are you trying to say my car's a box?

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