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A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.
Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?
Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.
When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.
Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.
bacon when the, truly the only god that can exist and has ever existed
person 1: yo you see that
person 2: what?
person 1: it's bacon when the
person 2: who's that
person 1: the only god that can exist and has ever existed
A Bacon Party is where you become under the influence of cannabis, and then you cook an entire package if no less than 12 strips of your favorite bacon, and then proceed to eat the entire package of bacon all by yourself.
I had a Bacon Party last night!
When a man wants a woman to give him oral sex, he can refer to the act as Jaw Bacon
Male:You know what your mouth needs?
Female: What?
Male: Some Jaw Bacon
(n.) A fury storm of meat and wind.
Jeff: Woah, dude, what's that outside the window?
Bill: Holy shit, it's a bacon tornado! Get under the table!
Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"