smokey beaver

The act of putting a lit bong into a womens vagina, after place into the vagina, hit her lower torso, thus shattering the bong inside of her. If done correct, smoke will seap out of the vagina, thus producing a smokey beaver.

WARNING: This will not get you high.

Wow!, that smokey beaver looked painfull.

Your pussy looks rotten. Have you been expirencing a smokey beave, or have you had any eight-legged walkers?

Grizzly Beaver

A grizzly bear and a beaver combined. bred for its sweet name and cuddlyness. it is also very vicious, so beware

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Beaver Suppressant

See: Steel Rod

"If a manganaro gets too close, its time to bring out the beaver suppressant."

jealous beaver

Occuring in some women, the vaginal pubic hair becomes jealous of the overbearing presence of the FUPA or GUNT, and naturally gravitates toward that region. The result is a beaver so massive in size, it can span the entire area from the belly-button to the taint. Occuring more frequently in Canadian women.

I thought it was just a happy trail, but when I took her pants off, I was greeted by a very jealous beaver.

You'd need a weed-wacker to trim that jealous beaver, it's huge!

beaver box

normally found in any female bathrooms, the box located aside the toilet used to dispose of tramp napkins.

My boss had me clean the beaver box and i didnt wear gloves.

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

steaming beaver

A word used to describe a females vagina after sex. Normally a steaming beaver occurs after a man has blown into a chick on a cold night. The excess seaman escapes the womans vagina and steams as the night air hits it thus the Steaming part of the beaver. The beaver is used to describe the vagina, as unshaved ones normally have a pubic hair consistancy that is like beaver fur.

We were having a root on the car in the snow last night i shot into her, pulled out she spewed it out and looked like a steaming beaver.