What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console
Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market
A group of old men taking turns giving oral pleasure to a tranny.
Its your turn to pick up the 'girl' for our weekly Boston she party.
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When a woman, normally from Boston, who is most likely a crazed ex or dedicated stalker slips a Viagra and Roofie into your drink in hopes of you passing out with a stiffy so she can mount you and impregnate herself.
Did you guys hear what happened to Tony the other night? I guess Sarah pulled the ol' Boston Night Stalker on him and is now pregnant.
(n) the product of an ejaculation onto a male partner's penis and leaving the cum for a period of time, after which the ejaculating partner will lick his own cum off of said penis.
Justin: Oh my god, did you hear what those two guys did last night?
John: Yeah, I heard they were so hungry that one gave the other a Boston Candy Apple!
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When a group of people chew tobacco (Dip) together in a party-like manner. This event refers to the Boston tea party which took place in 1773. Indian dress is not required but is optional.
Hey, you want to get together for a Boston D party later?
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the act of performing oral sex on a woman then burping into her vagina causing her to queef.
last night i was with tina that girl was like gimme the boston blow pop.
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the act of of sliding your erect and throbbing member in between the buttox of a willing (or unwilling) female. This act is commonly used as a variant of the "titty fuck" and the "buttsex" methods of getting off. The BBM (as is commonly called) can be used when Anal sex is unwanted or flat out denied by the female (as the penis doesn't in fact penetrate the sphincter, it just slides between the buttcheeks).
Great for a first date when she "doesn't do anal".
"hey hussy! can I stick it in your butt? no? how bout a Boston Bun Missile?"
*she agrees, you proceed with the maneuver*
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