bender box

A term describing the state and smell of your vagina after 1 or more days on a bender.

When she pulled her pants to use the toilet, I said, "man, that shit stanks! you gotta wash your bender box!"

Tecate Boxing

A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.

Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.

Stank box

A girl with a funky stench coming from between her legs

Damn that Rebecca has quite the stank box

That girl from last night came over, talk about a stank box

joy box

A festive genital component that is known for bringing great happiness to multiple groups. Sometimes filled with confetti or candy.

"This Christmas, Babs is letting me fill her joy box."

Box Binder

Panties with a built-in corset apparatus intended to conceal what is often crassly referred to as "fat upper pussy"

"Grandma looks terrific in her new bathing suit! Is she wearing a Box Binder?"

GRANDMA (laughing coquettishly): "I'll never tell!"

Mr Box

Some lard gargling, cheese drinking, ass smelling, blob looking, calorie thieving, maccas gorging, Non veggie eating, wide load, hungry hungry hippo, parked bus, salad dodging, butterball headass that cant go up the stairs right.

Guy 1 "Whos that stuggling on the stairs?"
Guy 2 "Its just Mr Box mate."
Guy 1"Ah, BOXY YOUR A FAT CUNT."

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Laugh Box

The box from which laughter is emitted.

My laugh box is horny for Rebekah's laugh box.

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