After a long days travel, this can be attained by a male/female who need to swiftly sanitize their nether regions. Symptoms include a damp, sweaty, smelly, wet gusset/ass crack and also an extremely pungent smell.
Hey Ernie... what's that smell? "don't worry mate, i've got a bad case of travellers bum, it's hokin' mate!"
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Shortened (some might say clean) version of East Bumfuck.
Used to discribe any small, rural town in the middle of nowhere.
"This sucks! Our car breaks down in the middle of East Bum and we have nowhere to stay!"
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Drug-fuelled Cottaging in a cocktail bar or other upmarket drinking establishment toilet.
Did you come her straight from home tonight?
No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.
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An unfortunate protrusion from the "chocolate starfish" AKA Farmer, Nobby etc. Can be treated with Preparation H, or a similar pharmaceutical product.
"Oooof! These bum onions give me hell when I ride my bicycle": Attributed to J Sheehan 2004
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Taken by surprise and not in a nice way.
We got bum blasted today. Everyone was layed off.
It's April 15th; we're going to get bum blasted today.
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The behind of a British bum. Can be used to describe a person from Great Britain.
"Ey mate, bloody cold outside, ey?"
"Dude, you're such a bum arse."
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Another term for a bagle, used mostly by people with a dislike towards them.
Why are you eating that bum muffin?
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