Cheese that has been dropped into the laser printer at work by a sloppy co-worker walking around while eating snacks.
Alyx, did you see that printer cheese that someone left in the printer?
This is when one plays golf and hits it so bad it causes a slice that sends there ball into the never ending forest to the right.
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Ben - Now that was a bad shot
Paul- That my friend was a slice of cheese
Older, less appealing, fumunda cheese of days gone by. The definitive limberger of all the crotch cheeses, which once happened upon, the finder rues their misfortune often never fully recovering from the experience.
I thought there was old gym socks in her pockets but it was actually regretta cheese! I didn't know fumunda could go bad.
Once you go regretta, you never get better!
White and smelly residue found around the head of a penis. Only happens when a male's penis is not circumcised. It's caused by bacteria build-up under the fore-skin.
Friend 1: Dude, what kinda cheese you got? im trying to make a sandwich
Friend 2: I only got dinky cheese...
Friend 1: ewww thats gross!
Friend 2: I know :(
When one pulls down the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to reveal an inordinate amount of smegma around the glans.
I was going to give Frank a blowie last night but I threw up on my mouth a little bit when I pulled his cock and did a cheese peel. Needless to say that did not go in my mouth. He settled for a frothy handy instead.
A nerd slang from the ninties, commonly referred to in video gaming, which is used to describe a move of uber pwnage used in rapid succession to defeat the opponent. Some video games (Rage) will sometimes show a symbol involving a piece of cheese with a cancellation symbol above it to indicate that a player is rapidly using the same move over and over and will drain their health total to even the balance of pwnage they have caused.
WTF Dalsim! Stop side sweeping me, you're abusing the cheese!
Rodeo Cheese (noun): the excrement emitted when farting a compound of cum, poop, and lube onto the male’s torso by the rider engaging in reverse-cowgirl anal intercourse.
The rodeo cheese was so caked into my chest hair, I had to give in and just shave it off.