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Jesus Christ its

by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021


guys wtf is lil christ doing!!!

omg guys wtf is lil christ doing!!!!! in the retarded closet!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf he also left the door oh no guys!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!! lil christ what are you doing!!!!!!!! ahhhhh!!!!

guys wtf is lil christ doing!!! oh no..... why does he do wtf in the closet every night when i come home!!!!!! OMG HE CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET WTF OH GOD OH FUCK!!!!!!!!! MOMMMMMY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by SteinsSpar March 27, 2019


Steezus Christ

Someone who will shred your sins away, looking extremely sexy for an 13 year old man with a full grown beard and the hole-iness of God himself. Damn, they must be full of holes. My favorite, h ttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1vgUl9ASXh0

Steezus Christ will shred the shit out of God himself, not just our sins.

by PORGSSSS December 31, 2024


CHRIST ON A BIKE

The word Caddicarus uses in his videos when he freaks the fuck out

"Ahh, maybe the joke was that edible paper clips are useless and have no r-"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"

by AlphaSylveon February 1, 2022


Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.

Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!

by GsxrBarbie April 23, 2018


Dio Christ

Jesus Christ but it’s Dio from Jojo.

Friend: “So do you believe in Jesus Christ?”
Me: “No. I believe in Dio Christ.” (KONO DIO DA)

by ~Purple-Panta~ March 30, 2022


Meme Christ

A Meme Christ is a true god and savior of memes, one of the remaining survivors from the feminist attack. They're people who manage the balance of memes throughout the world.

Larry said to Tyler "I am Meme Christ!"
Tyler was shocked, saying "Are you a survivor?!" He started to sob, as Thoti screamed in fear, as she disappeared..

by ItzThyXenn April 4, 2018