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College cupcake

An overentitled college student that needs a safe space because of a mouse fart. These creatures tend to move to their parents basement after receiving a $60,000 education and being indoctrinated with liberal ideologies . They will end up on welfare after they use up everyone else's money and then whine about being mistreated because they didn't get everything given to them without working for it.

The college cupcake protested the protesting protester.

by Turd_Furgason November 24, 2016

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Roseville College

Roseville College is a school on Sydney’s north shore surrounded by other private girl schools like PLC, Abbotsleigh and Ravenswood. The girls are very well mannered and nice, however once you go to Roseville, you can never escape their values.

The school likes to restrict their girls from interacting with any other schools, especially boys schools. Boyfriends are a very rare occurrence. The girls also aren’t that popular compared to the other private schools.
Most of the girls who wear designer clothes and drive fancy cars are actually nice people. The school loves their rule on strict earrings, however the girls don’t let that get in their way.

Year 8’s think their top but the older years put them in place.

Person 1: That’s a Roseville College girl
Person : Ohhh, no wonder I don’t know her, she seems nice though.

by User192726166171 June 20, 2020

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College Clean

If it looks clean, it is. Refers to quickly washing dishes and utensils with just water while using hands to scrap off food particles. Often satisfactory for busy and exhausted college students.

The students were too busy studying to do chores so they gave the dishes a college clean.

by PinkPanzer March 1, 2011

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College Poop

When you share a dorm room in college and you have to shit but don't want your new roomie to know you just took a shit, so you take a quick one. Hence the college poop.

Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.

"I was with Sara, my new roommate, and I really needed to shit. So I took a college poop."

by 4TheTheTheThes January 3, 2012

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College Lesbian

A woman who has sex with women because it adds to her social capital or helps her seem more appealing to men.

She started dressing like a dyke but you know she's just a college lesbian.

by DiamondDorje March 1, 2018

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College Station

A tiny speck of a town in the heart of Texas. It's entire existance depends on the money spent by Texas A&M students on alcohol. Drinking at Northgate is the main town activity.

Let's goto College Station and drink.

by Pablo the Caver July 22, 2004

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Muskingum College

A small college located in the middle of nowhere (New Concord). Home of the Muskies. Muskies are little tiny fish that look like a shark (the sharp teeth), but smaller who pose no big threat. Students who attend the college spend of there time at the local gas station (Circle K) or go behind the gas station where the railroad is and smoke ciggarettes all day.
The College is not very well known, but few famous people did go/attend the college.For an Example: Jack Hanna and Ignes Moorehead graduated from Muskingum Colelge. John Glenn would have graduated if he didn't drive his truck in the lake while being intoxicated.

Person A: "Your going to Muskingum College, where's that? "
Person B: "In the middle of nowhere"

Person A: "oh, I don't know anyone who graduated from there."
Person B: "yes you do! Jack Hanna who is obessed with the Columbus Zoo and John Glenn would have grauded if he didn't drive drunk into the lake"

by muskingum junkie March 27, 2009

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