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schlong covid

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)

Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.

by makicaqu July 30, 2022

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covid lounge

A large grassy area where friends congregated (at a socially acceptable distance) for a beer and a chat during the lockdown of summer 2020

Coming down the Covid lounge to get pissed

by RedStripe November 22, 2020

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Covid misinformation

Something de facto defined by Stalin, without Biden's input.

Facebook should be ashamed of itself; it needs Stalin to define covid misinformation.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2021

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Covid Dick

When a man gets the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.

I don't know which is worse, getting a Covid shot and dying or getting a Covid shot and getting Covid Dick? Essentially you are dead either way.

by Delta Pussy January 14, 2022

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Covid Dick

When a man takes the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.

I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.

by Delta Pussy January 14, 2022

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Covid scared

Anybody who locks themselves away from society due to being afraid of catching covid

Emily refused to leave her room as she was covid scared.

by Spencer and Spencer September 4, 2021

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Covid-Daddy

Noun; a man who gives his significant other Covid-19

I was feeling fine till I got sick from my Covid-Daddy

by Mobilepreacher July 15, 2020

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