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some knob-head who drivers everywhere at forty miles per hour--speed limits don't affect these people. 70, 30, 50--all read 40!!pricks
was driving down the road, when i had to overtake some forty-mile-driver. as soon as we hit the thirty mile speed limit the prick overtook me!!
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Somebody who always gets asked for rides with nothing in return
a personal taxi driver that doesn't get payed to haul their friends around out of the kindness of their heart-- usually gets used and taken for granted.
Dude, where's the unofficial uber driver? I need some Taco Bell.
My unofficial uber driver said he'd be here an hour ago, I hope he doesnt think im a mooch.
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A variant of the traditional Dutch Oven fart porn, the Djiboutian Bus Driver is the ultimate combination of colon flatulance that is strategically aimed at a target in close range and the surrender of all escape exits. It is important to remember that the Djiboutian Bus Driver action should only be committed to after a taco Tuesday type meal and multiple protein shakes have been consumed. It may be preferred to alert all civilians who you do not wish to gas out prior to the utter destruction of your targets face.
"Yesterday I Djiboutian Bus Driver'd this chick on the plane. She couldn't get out of her window seat at all!"
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The Hearse Driver, real name Lazarus S. Constantine, he is a 26 year old Photographer/writer who drives a hearse. However, Lazarus is more known for his online persona. Lazarus is one of the four founders of "The Demon Knights", a group that is rather known with in the Transformer fandom. Laz is, at times the silent one, but at other times he's the wild one right in the front. He is always thinking, and figuring out the way around any wall they may come acrossed. Most would say he vollies between smart, funny, and totally insane, just part of the Puzzle of the man called Lazarus.
Also, he perfers to be called Laz, Big Laz C, L.S.C or just about anything but Lazarus..
Did you hear about that guy called The Hearse Driver?
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Someone who wants a racecar but mother won't let him, also generally automatic transmission with an auto manual option, believes a clutch not nesesary. Family probably drives all hondas
Gee, that ricer mazda driver sure needs a real car.
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The man that started a bus boycott by saying “hey lady you have to get off the bus”
My great great grandfather was some bus driver that started a bus boycott
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A derogatory term. When someone around you is real shitty behind the wheel
“Get the fuck off the road you Indian pile driver
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