Scientology, Church of

a religious-scientific organization and church using an L. Ron Hubbard, multi-discipline approach to understanding and improving human behavior and group activities. It includes,
~ Dianetics, see Dianetics - the Modern Science of Mental Health, a non-spiritual approach to mental improvement that does not include psych drugs, hypnosis, brainwashing, mental implants, shock treatments or any form of psych treatment;
~ an educational methoology, Study Technology, for easier, faster learning;
~ an organizational management technology for improving business performance, and
~ Scientology spiritual improvement technology for emotional and spiritual betterment in this life and beyond. Membership is open to anyone wishing to better conditions for themselves and others, and usually begins with introductory lectures and progresses through various levels of classes with everyday practical applications to reach a rational, clear-thinking, mental state called "Clear". Study beyond Clear results in a state of total spiritual freedom. Along the way one can expect an increase in personal abilities, including IQ, reaction time, getting more done in less time, and freedom from excessive self-doubt.
__Study of Scientology is based upon one's own personal discovery, rather than the belief of Scientology principles; no one is asked to believe any of its principles without discovering for themselves that these principles are true, and do produce improvements, self-growth, and better relationships. Scientologists take pride in having personal freedom, sharing information, and thinking for themselves. One finds none of the flags that mark a clique, cult, or secret society.
__Since Scientology technologies are improvement technologies rather than belief methodologies, one notices both members of other religions, and people holding to no belief structure or system, studying and using some or all of the technologies of Scientology, without expectation or necessity of having membership in Scientology. One also finds members of other religions claiming dual participation or membership in both Scientology and some other religion.

After studying a book on the subject of ethics at SCIENTOLOGY, CHURCH OF one is better able to determine the best thing to do when faced with competing priorities.

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stone church boy

He is from stone curch

“Hey where do you live?”
“Stone curch”
“ONG ITS STONE CURHC BOY!”
Stone church boy

Church Room Squeaker

When one lets out a high pitch fart in the most silence of silent rooms surrounded by a large group of people.

Wife: So today at this giant meeting at work, the most outrageous thing happened.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of assholes who thought Lil Phag was homophobic so they promoted his album, then realised they’re stupid cunts

yeah mate, he belongs in the westboro baptist church

Lord Church Syndrome

A common illness in modern day gaming where the player has the motive to be the best of the best in hopes to get the attention of women. Typically a Virgin or a white knight gamer that has no life experience with women.

Guy 1: Did you see that dude in the last game of CS:GO? He got 37 kills and 2 deaths.

Guy 2: Yeah, I think he has the lord church syndrome which means he’s desperate for internet pussy.

Hop on Salem Church

A intercourse where you shit on your dick and fuck someones ass.

"Whoz wanna hop on Salem Church?"
"Sure!!"

Church girl empire

A set of girls that have confidence in themselves knowing that they don’t need a man to be successful all they need is God and believing in themselves.

Church girl empire is all about success and confidence