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When a girl eats large amounts of salad, vomits it onto her partners penis, and then is penetrated by said penis.
brian- "dude me and michelle tried olive garden breadsticking last night"
joe- "really? cuz thats kind of disgusting"
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A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
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Poor excuse for a major highway; however, driving this road is a classic experience unique to New Jerseyans.
The only thing that I find good about the GSP is minimal toll fees. And laughing about your horrible experiences afterwards with friends.
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a vagina shaved into a square with the smell of lavender.
tastes of dirty water with a salt.
makes penises scream with joy.
Did you explore that madison square garden last night?
i sure did.
my penis wants another round in her madison square garden.
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our motto is “petty ass fights, hoes get long night”. dudes be peeing in soap dispensers and bitches be bonkers. youll see more girls crying in the hallways then anywhere else i swear to god. good luck if you make a friend too lmao they fake asf.
“you go to garden spot middle school? how many times have you been hit with corn during a fight?”
“oh only 4”
known in the gay community as a "giver", "turd burglar" etc etc
look biatch, than mans getting a goog old rodgering from that unside down gardener
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The school in the middle of no where, girls like to dress like sluts, guys are douches, and the teachers suck mad balls.
hey, you go to garden spot high school?
yeah, why?
a girl from there fucked me.
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