never give up

A saying that often promotes motivation and perseverance, but when put in the wrong situation can actually make ones live really fucking miserable.

Me: Dude I hate my fucking job. My boss keeps telling me if I work hard enough he'll give me a raise.
misinformed: Never give up u got dis!
intelligent person: Dude quit your job. You can find a better job doing something you actually enjoy.

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Giving Dome to Death

When the driver of a vehicle gives head to the passenger of the car while "driving".

"It's so sad how Sara and Jimmy died, she was giving dome to death."

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Give her the Gibbler

A sexual finishing move of sorts. The Gibbler takes a lot of pre preparation. First, before sex, you must pause the tv when watching Full House. The pause screen must be on Kimmy Gibblers face. Next, during sex, with all lights and the tv turned off, you must position your lovers face, doing doggy style, as close to the tv as possible. When your partner is about to climax, flip on the tv to the paused screen of Kimmy Gibblers face.

Hey bro things are getting pretty serious with Delilah and I. I think tonight’s the night I’m gonna give her the Gibbler.

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Something's gotta give

When a situation is not changing and eventually it gets too big to handle. There has to be a change or else....

They keep getting into altercations that's getting worst! Something's gotta give!

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giving you shit

Vulgar way to describe teasing. See also "giving (you) a hard time," "pulling my/their leg," "bullshitting."

"Look at this guy with the plastic jacket!"
"What are you talking about? This is real leather."
"Relax bro, just giving you shit."

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give her the monkey

Presenting a fully erect cock to your girly. Then swifty blowing her mind.

My girl wanted me to Give Her The Monkey, if yeah know what i mean.

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give me love

Beautiful Song By Ed Sheeran. <3

Give me love liker her, cause lately I've been waking up alone.

"I love Ed Sheeran's song, Give Me Love!"

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