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Hairy Monkey

When someone has a picture of their ass on their cell phone.

Clark this is to you.

by Squeky Clean February 4, 2005

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Hairy meat patties

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

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Hairy Spider

A girl with Hairy Nipples.

That chick was really hot, but what a turn-off when I saw those dirty hairy spiders.

by FLD June 1, 2007

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Hairy G-String

A Hairy G-String is a line of hair that streches from you belly button to your butt crack.

So last week I was fucking this girl and I found out she had a Hairy G-String.

by That0therGuy1234 April 18, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy-V trap

An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.

As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.

by YAWA July 18, 2016

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Hairy Japanese Bastards

Used to describe rabbits, although we will never know whether the phrase has any significance whatsoever, or whether it is simply a drunken outburst.

Used by Father Jack Hackett (played by Frank Kelly) in the comedy "Father Ted" to describe a plague of rabbits that has descended on the household. In a scene, Jack wakes up to see the room full of rabbits and looking what is a mixture of surprised, shocked and angry mutters Hairy Japanese Bastards!. It must be remembered that Jack is almost constantly under strong influence of alcohol.

by Daniel Johnston April 24, 2006

156๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Playing the Hairy Harmonica

Eating a girl out

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.

by Banjo and cassius July 14, 2008