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When your partner falls asleep, you clinch your buttcheek over their nose untill their mouth opens. Then you drop your cock in their mouth.
Robert went to sleep, so I gave him the claw hammer.
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When a full bushed girl bends at the waste from twenty feet away and then back pedals at full speed onto a guys cock.
Man this girl went full velvet hammer on me last night. She backed up on me like a Green Machine safety. Really hit the nail on the head.
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Cheese - soft squidgy edible substance.
Hammer – object to pound with. To hammer a steak tenderises it, to Hammer a piece of cheese would be a waste of time! A Cheese-Hammer has no place in life!
My current boss is a complete Cheese-Hammer.
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The act of constructing offensive statements meant to cause personal, deep cut damage to the recipient, in hopes of awaking their disheartening reality. Often used in the West Island of Montreal.
1. Matt is just dropping hammers today isn't he?
2. You two should chill, you're dropping hammers everywhere.
3. Is this a fucking construction site, or is someone dropping hammers?
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Hammer Time, a minute every day dedicated to awesomeness. The official time of Hammer Time has been set by the internet community to 11:42 AM.
"What time is it?" says Bill
"Umm, 11:42." says person with watch.
"HAMMER TIME!!1!" says teh newfags.
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A drinking call which must be heeded. When some yells this phrase, everyone within earshot of the visionary who initiated the call must finish their beverage of a delicious and alcoholic nature.
Sal yelled "hammer down" and we all finished our drinks. Unfortunately he was drinking straight whiskey, so later on he crapped on my rug and wiped his ass with my shorts.
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To have sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, hence the name. M (enstrual) C (ycle) Hammer (well, duh, i hope i don't need to explain this one)
He figured it was all right to give her an MC Hammer in the jacuzzi.
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