Rural Dictionary

Fine Liner

A person or group of people who will only listen to you when you say something that they can make sound outrageous and takes what you mean jokingly as serious and what you mean seriously as a joke.

"I love animals."

"HOLY SHIT FRED JUST SAID HE HAS SEX WITH ANIMALS AND IS ALSO GONNA SHOOT UP THE WHOLE SCHOOL TO CANNIBALIZE EVERYONE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

"Man, what a bunch of fine liners... wait don't kill m-"

by Bananaramaslamma July 03, 2018

It's fine, really.

When things are indeed NOT fine, or it's a little fucked, like your car just took a shit or something is not how it's supposed to be, you just say this phrase and sometimes deal with it later, or it isn't your problem.

Friend 1: "Ya know, I don't think there should be that much smoke coming out of my engine bay,"
Friend 2: "Ah, it's fine, really."

by Redneck Mine Hunter December 17, 2023

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 08, 2013