When your president cannot even read english properly
Ladies and gentlemen for many months the country has drawn in political crisis in which lemon doubly the details of cabinet information prevail over the program
to dry hump a cardboard box with lemon juice on your balls and lemons in the box
im going to lemon cardboard to night
When someones obviously drunk but in denial.
Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.
When right before you are about to cum in a women, you grab a lemon and shove it straight up her puss puss.
I gave my girlfriend the Lemon Jizzle last night!
its a when too girls stick lemons in thier vaginas and then eat them out
To do something quick, efficiently, or easily
"I finished that assignment in the click of a lemon"