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The act of sexually pleasing oneself skillfully. With hand motions bands lubricants dolls toys.
John really knows how to please himself he has good masturbation techniques
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Masturbating passively while doing something boring.
"Do you listen to This American Life?" - John
"It's a pretty good candidate for NPR masturbation." - Charlene
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It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.
I, a nerdy 12 year old, usually masterbait (masturbate) to Will Smith's topless pictures.
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When you masturbate in a moving vehicle, may be done as either driver or passenger
Hanging out with my friends got me so horny I did a little mobile masturbating on the way home to relieve myself.
The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.
I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!
When u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming "IM IN SPACEEE" before cumming all over the planets
Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system
Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
A conversation with the purpose of confirming or showing off both parties' knowledge in a certain field, without providing new leads or ideas.
They kept jerking each other's brain off in that round of intellectual masturbation about algorithms optimization.