Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact
He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship
When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats
“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”
The act of someone rolling low in D&D
"Bro, this is so cringe I just got a monke roll"
A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe
"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"
"you gattist monk"
The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding
If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.
Monke Gang is a chad monkey and gorilla server that hates liberals and non-monkes
Person 1: Bro have you heard of Monke Gang?
Person 2: Yeah I have,it’s pretty Pog!
country term for a girl's vigina
The hot water heater is broken, can I borrow enough warm water so my daughters can wash their monk-monks for school?