Bunk Monk

Military slang for - Someone who spends too much time by themselves (alone) in their one man room (bunk) with the door closed and possibly locked!!

Corporal to soldier “Oi, Pte Evans 512, where is Pte Jones 627?”. Pte Evans to Corporal”Sorry Cpl, I don’t know but if I had to guess he is probably making like a Bunk Monk back in the Accommodation Block”

monke brain

Monke brain is when you do something instinctively, without thinking. Usually happens when something rare appears.

Jerome: I’m sorry that I went monke brain on you.
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE

monk release

a monk getting released

hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!

Monke Balls

You and your friends are in a stage of awkward silence, so someone shouts this out as a conversation starter.

Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."
Man 3: "Monke Balls."
Man 1 & 2: "Yes."

Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")

My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!

paul monk

a complete dickhead that says rebel alot and is gay

that james is a bit of a paul monk

Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.

-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.