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Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023


Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 23, 2022


Monke roll

The act of someone rolling low in D&D

"Bro, this is so cringe I just got a monke roll"

by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022


gattist monk

A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe

"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"

"you gattist monk"

by Lozg1234 February 10, 2012


Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding

If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.

by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013


Monke Gang

Monke Gang is a chad monkey and gorilla server that hates liberals and non-monkes

Person 1: Bro have you heard of Monke Gang?

Person 2: Yeah I have,it’s pretty Pog!

by Peridot From The Gang March 31, 2021


monk-monk

country term for a girl's vigina

The hot water heater is broken, can I borrow enough warm water so my daughters can wash their monk-monks for school?

by rockiew August 8, 2006