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This is the act of eating cereal out of a vagina. It usually takes place while watching cartoons in your pjs.
Bobby was partaking in a "saturday morning" with Sandy while enjoying a rousing episode of the Smurfs. He later puked it back up into her mouth. (puking is optional!)
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a mans 'early morning joy', often rudely awakening the wife, girlfriend or some slag they picked up a few hours before.
His morning glory was as appealing as his morning breath
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Proof that a large segment of the population of Japan needs to turn off their televisions and take a long walk out of doors while thinking carefully about the heritage they will be bestowing upon future generations. The girls/media darlings/masturbatory fantasies who comprise the group are not expected to "sing" or "dance" in the ordinary senses of the words; rather, their relentless appearances on television and radio is meant to deaden the souls of those few individuals who still have one. In the larger scheme of things, Morning Musume helps make a handful of rich people richer while perpetuating, if not exacerbating, the nation's endemic molestation of young girls on crowded trains.
1 - (at the supermarket)
"Morning Musume on the radio AGAIN! I just want to buy some fermented soybeans and pickled ginger shreds in peace! My god , I have to get out of this country!"
2 -
Taro: "Have you seen the cover of the latest Mo-Musu single? The cross-eyed one is so cute and do-able!"
Masahiro: "You really are a depraved fucker, aren't you Taro-kun? Tell you what - the next time you reveal your sickness to me I am going to beat you into a coma with a copy of 'Lolita', wakarimashita ka?"
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To wake up and then have a bacon & egg sandwich with cheese and tomato sauce. The cure for a weary morning.
"I'm still tired"
"You need a morning glory."
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This is one of the many names for Satan. In the bible Isaiah 14:12 he says, "How have you fallen from heaven, O alight-bringer and daystar, SON OF THE MORNING!" This name was popularized because of a song called lucifer on the Jay'Z black album used it in the hook.
"Lucifer SON OF THE MORNING, i'm gonna chase you out of earth"
Jay-Z's "Lucifer"
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Morning Wood is when a guy gets a boner in the morning. ;) it happens because guys are horny phucks.
he got a morning woody because he's a horny phuck that needs to get laiiid.
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When you wake you boyfriend up in the morning with a blow job :)
Every day I give my boyfriend a morning special
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