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Abnormal nail

When your small toenail grows right the way round your toe instead of forward leading to a painful and unattractive toe

Jim: my nail is growing round the side of my toe

James:that abnormal nail mate

Jim:oh Yr having a giggle

by Wjfb September 12, 2021


Nail Polish

Nail polish (also known as nail varnish or nail enamel) is a lacquer that can be applied to the human fingernail or toenails to decorate and protect the nail plates. ... Nail polish consists of a mix of an organic polymer and several other components that give it colors and textures.

Oh , hi Sarah! Do you like my nails? I painted them with nail polish.

by happygirl474891 October 28, 2021


Brown Nail

Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.

A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.

“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*

“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”

“A what?”

“A scat party!”

“Ew man! You got brown nail.”

by Tricaratope womb raider July 3, 2024


Trophy Nail

A single nail, usually the left pinky finger nail, that is grown out significantly longer than any other nail. It's primary use is for coke (AKA Columbian sugar)

The Vietnamese nail tech went crazy when her trophy nail broke.

by RoadKillWarrior April 27, 2019


Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 23, 2019


nail in the coffin

A phrase popularized by Eminem in his 2003 diss-track dedicated to ending Ray Benzino's career, it means to seal one's demise.
The first recorded use of this phrase was in 1792, when Pindar, also known as John Wolcot, stated “Care to our coffin adds a nail, no doubt.”

Guy 1: Did you hear about Ray Benzino?
Guy 2: Literally who?
Guy 3: I've heard about him. He was this old guy peak Eminem absolutely assassinated in his hit diss-track "Nail in the Coffin" and another diss-track "The Sauce"

by faxlord November 15, 2022


hang nail

that irritating little shit skin that hangs off your finger below your fingernail.

I hope thats what this is.

"what's this shit?"
"it's hang nail. pull it."
"okay"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK"

by timenssemper June 28, 2021