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The ability of a homie, or homedog to regulates his or her environment to maintain a stable, constant condition.
My friend needs to learn homie-o-stasis, he is really awkward in social situations.
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a forbidden roast that can reset the universe if ever said (WARNING: BE CAUTIOUS WHEN USING THIS)
you: your mom gay
friend: your dad lesbian
you: your granny tranny
friend: your sister a mister
you: that's it, you've made me no choice
friend: wait, wut?
you: I'M GOING TO DO IT!
friend: No... DON'T SAY IT!
*breathes in*
you: YOUR HOMIE A BRONY
*universe explodes and resets*
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The way a homie would balance the care to the homies and the hoe (girlfriend/wife) in a equal way.
I don’t believe in a bros before hoes way of life or a hoes before bros life I prefer a homie hoe stasis if you will
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When a homie jumps about with odd movements, habitual ticks, and stares into space or at your breasts all while adjusting his pants. Pretends to be busy jumping about but tends to get nothing done.
Pros:
Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.
Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)
Chaquim: Yo bro, what is yo homie on, dude? Man he is like a tick on a dick.
Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!
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If you already have a gay best friend, and someone else wants to be your gay best friend, call them your gay best homie.
Him: "Don't you already have a gay best friend?"
You: "Yeah, but that's my gay best homie."
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If A Nigga Say “On My Dead Homie” That nigga is lying Please don’t believe that nigga
On My Dead Homie Ian Cheat on Ha Or On My Dead Homie I’ll Boom Yu
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The greatest insult of all multiverses. 1000x stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.
John: Lol ur mom gay
Sam: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Sam: ur homie homo
John melts into particles of dust and falls to the core of the earth while entering hell and suffering from the pain
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