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noun. A male who thinks he is God's gift to women. Often found wearing very tight tank tops or no top at all. You can usually see him perusing the hair product aisle at your local store or at the tanning salon. Drives any shiny car with a loud after-market muffler. Usually found in packs of more than one.
Last night at the club, a serious Horny Macho dry humped my leg.
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This is a sex act in which a couple are having casual sex in the doggystyle position then just before the man climaxes he pulls out, stands up, spreads his arms as wings, and caws as he releases onto the woman.
"i suprised my girlfriend with the ol horny eagle last night"
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When you shove your knee-cap so far up someones ass, it feels like a elephants giant cock went up your anus.
Dude, i cant go riding today cause i gotta horny elephant from tiffany.
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to be in serious crave of food. you really want to eat alot of food, usually junk food.
at the party john was very food horny and spent most of his time eating the party snacks.
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When your not horny at all but pretend like it to be cool
Steve: Man I'm so horny right now!
Craig: Alright, your definitely a Horny alpaca
Steve: Dude...
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Cum, literally just male ejaculate.
Yeah man, I got my horny sauce all over your mom last night.
When a certain mr mama gets a little sexy during the late night hours and instantly becomes funnier than normal which is still the bare minimum of funny and is usually activated by pictures of Grug Crood or Dylan