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Obama's bitch, that fake isn't just a homo and a drug pusher, he's also a pimp. Instead of using her body to make some jerk off material she makes just a shitload of lame YouTube obama vids. That ho is expired anyway, probably has AIDS too.
The Obama girl doesn't have a crush on obama, just likes black cock.
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Conning people into jumping on a bandwagon of undefinned issues follwed by broken promises.
Apologize for greatness and strength.
The spewing of warm fuzzy platitudes with no basis in fact, reality, meaning or ability to deliver.
AKA classic Bait and Switch M.O. or hypnosis of a grand order.
Pullin' an Obama: "Yes we can"....what? We can WHAT? WHEN can we? HOW MUCH can we spend?
My boss promised "Rosey days for our sales team if we provided results".
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A man who came into office with a lot of good ideas, but ran face first into a veritable wall of shit trying to implement them in a system that is rife with shit.
Obama's healthcare reform was watered down, and the individual mandate added to appease Republiturds, but still not a single turd voted for the bill. Obama has extended many such olive branches to his political adversaries in a genuine but (imo) misguided effort at bipartisanship only to be bitten by the party of tear down Obama at all costs, even if it means tearing down the rest of the country with him.
Barack Obama actually has delivered on some of his promises, and while it may seem easy to bash him for not doing enough, presidents do not possess dictatorial powers and are largely beholden to the pit of dysfunction and corruption known as congress. There is a reason congress' job approval rating is at 9%. If you want change, start with your representative or senator.
Despite the foul odor cast upon his presidency by the right-wing bullshit machine, Barack Obama actually has a good shot at winning re-election in 2012. As polarizing a figure as he is, he will look like Gandhi compared to whatever sideshow clown the Republicans offer up.
Also, for those who have not yet figured it out - the top definition of Barack Obama, written by KEEPin It REAL, can be disregarded. This author, who also goes by the pseudonym ABSOLUTEs, uses voting bots to vote thousands of times on his own and other equally absurd definitions, and this same deranged, xenophobic, ultra-Christian ignoranteer has single-handedly vandalized many other pages on UD such as evolution, liberal, obama, and birther to name a few. Yet another instance of right-wingers having to cheat to get ahead.
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(AKA The Bailout Shot) noun
A shot of liquor taken for the purpose of bailing someone out of a hangover.
Dude that obama shot just saved my life.
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The best president in the whole damn world and a sick dancer
person 1: barack obama is sick!
person 2: ino! and he can do the single ladies better than beyonce
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A Bad Boy who has attempted a marathon, left his shooter in the club for dry, made great remixes, says "Take that, take that", has achieved great fame off of the deceased rapper The Notorious B.I.G., and has been known to cause many Ciroc Tsunami's. AKA Ciroc Obama
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Barrack is a democrat and has a good chance to be the first black man to ever be president.
Unfortunately, because he is black, he get pumelled by the media for the dumbest shit.
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"HOMG, did you hear that Barrack went to a madrassa when he was a little kid? TERRORIST. CALL THE MARINES."
"Oh noes, Barrack Obama's white southern mom's great great great great grandfather owned a slave! OH MY GOD HOW."
"What a horrible man. He just paid his college parking tickets now. What has life come to?"
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