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When someone steals your personal information and pays your bills.
Me: My credit score went up and my car is now paid? WTF?
You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft
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Former Navy ass-kisser who loves the taste of curry.
Look at Krystian, under Susans desk slurping up her curry!!!
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The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.
When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.
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A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.
Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.
After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.
When you are having intestinal blow out and you take the risk of farting but it turns out to be a shart.
My diabetic friend, Tom, tells me every time ge eats cupcakes he spends the next few days playing Polish Roulette.
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The reason we are still alive.
Jessica: Thank God!
John: No, thank Dancing Polish Cow.
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Eastern European open air market where amateur porn directors go to find new talent. These aspiring stars are inexperienced and usually unattractive women but are known to give incredible head jobs for just a few Euros and the promise of future parts in mainstream porn. The selection of aspiring porn actresses are often withered drug users and past their sexual prime much like the rotten vegetables found in a Polish farm market.
Hey Baby, I am making a movie and you are so beautiful. Would you like to make some easy money and try out this Polish Salad Bar for the camera back at my hotel?