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An arrogant racist orange man who is now the president of the United States, a.k.a. Donald J. Trump.
Person A: Hey, you know who won the election?
Person B: Yeah, the Bloated Cheeto Puff.
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They're fluffity, they're puffity. One two three four five.
Fluffy puff marhsmallows make breakfast shiver with flavor.
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The act of putting powdered sugar or flour on one's bare anus in preparation of a fart. The resulting gaseous emission produces a hilarious puff cloud.
I never expected that cute redhead to fart in public; the only thing funnier would be a puff of powdered sugar.
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To smoke weed/pot/ganja and get high.
The magic dragon usually refers to the item the marijuana is being smoked in. ie- bong, joint, pipe
A bunch of friends are sitting around a campfire and about to smoke. John pulls out his pipe and bag of weed and says to the whole group " Who wants to puff the magic dragon?"
Duke William and Dutchess Kate puffed the magic dragon on their wedding night and got baked off their royal asses.
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The "Puff Lick Pass", or PLP, is the act of smoking a blunt while eating a girl out. named for the action of
-Taking a puff of the blunt
-Then licking the aforementioned girl's pussy for a bit
-While licking, the blunt is passed to the girl in question to enjoy.
there you have it. the Puff Lick Pass
Guy: come on baby, let me get at that sweet pussy
Girl: only if you plan on some Puff Lick Pass. i dont let just ANYBODY get at my goodies homeboy.
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1. A song written by Leonard Lipton and Peter Yarrow. The lyrics for the song were based off a poem Leanard Lipton wrote in collage and the song became popular when the group Peter, Paul and Mary sang it. It is about a boy named Jackie Paper and and his imaginary dragon friend named Puff. In 1978 there was an animated TV special based off of it.
2. A slang term used for marijuana.
Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea, and .....*rest of song here*
Stoner 1: Yo, I was watching Puff the magic dragon last night. It took me on a wild trip.
Stoner 2: I was there with you. I think.
Stoner 1: I don't remember. But do you remember the pink tiger? Then a picture of little elfs took me to a forest of the magic tree.
One confused kid or a old person who has seen the real movie: I don't remember that.... I got to watch it again.
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A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.
"Why does your room smell like shit?"
"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."
"How was it?"
"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."
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