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You start by pouring the coals to your signicant other from the most sought after position (you know what I'm talking about, all our favorite, the beloved doggy-style)....Then just before you release your pecker-snot, reach back from behind and through your legs and grab your stiff cock and pull it down and jam it in your ass parting your balls in the process giving them the striking resemblance of elephant ears. And finally, you commence this patented manuever with filling your own bowels up to your balloon knot full of your own love-gravy!
I was bangin your girlfriend the other night, when I felt the sudden urge to try and pull off the reverse elephant...I realized it was awesome after regaining consciousness from blacking out!
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The act of blowing one's nose into an open vagina giving the appearance of a reverse watermelon where the green snot is inside of the pink vagina.
Sheamus: Dude i need to blow my nose hardcore.
Greg: If I had a pussy i would let you give me a reverse watermelon. HAHAHA CLIT CLIT CLIT.....
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All the other definitions have it wrong. You are all thinking of the Inverted Blumpkin in which the female poops and sucks dick.
The Actual meaning of a Reverse Blumpkin is when the female sits on the toilet and poops while the male is on his hands and knees eating out her pussy.
Girlfriend: Hey I'm taking a shit, come eat me out.
Boyfriend: You want me to give you a Reverse Blumpkin?
Girlfriend: Yes.
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a technique of convincing a person that they will not succeed in hopes that it will spur them to succeed; a technique employing pessimism in order to effect a positive outcome
the man used reverse psychology to motivate the girl to better her life
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before you know what a reverse hoodini is you need to know what a hoodini is.... a hoodini is ( HOODINI: After engaging in the act of sexual intercourse whilst in the "doggy-style" position, the giver will then spit upon the backside of the receiver. When said receiver turns around, the giver will cum upon their face.) now a reverse hoodini is whilst having sexual intercourse instead of spitting on the back you cum upon the back and when the cunt turns around u spit in her face...
cameron was dissapointed with hectorias sexual performance so he pulled a reverse hoodini to tell her to step up her game
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While your girl is on all fours, inspect the rear by performing a reverse shocker with 2 in the stink and one in the pink. Blow on your thumb as you play your new instrument in trumpet-like fashion.
My girlfriend was a real whore so I gave her the reverse trumpet.
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Verb: The act of doing a shit while on a toilet facing the wrong way with the intention of creating a mess when the shit slides down the front of the toilet.
After I lost all my money at the casino I got some revenge by going reverse daffy in the lobby shitter.
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I arrived at the party and was shocked to see that a ginga had been invited so I pulled a reverse daffy and went home.
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