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Dirty Shock

A Dirty Shock is when you electricute your Penis while you eat shit untill your penis turns into a dark blue color

Yeah, I had a Dirty Shock last night.

by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022


shocks

Commonly used 2-3 years ago by 3-5 graders.

Guy 1: Eww shes ugly
Guy 2: Yeah
Ugly Girl: Hey Guy 1 GIVE ME A HUG
Guy 1: SHOCKS SHOCKS SHOCKS
Ugly Girl: WAHHH

by M-to-tha-arko July 11, 2008


shock

the someone or something wanna make you pop off or start fighting

yo she the shock why she got in that fight

by Ja'mariam rufus July 9, 2019


pedophilic shock

The surprised feeling when you discover a celebrity is a pedophile.

I can't believe that Mini Ladd was a pedo! That filled me with pedophilic shock.

by theSALTYsquad24 March 1, 2021


Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 19, 2024


Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018


streamer shock

when an musician receives compensation for his/her work at .00437 per stream. especially distressing for established artists that previously made 100’s of millions of dollars for their albums.

It took me 5 years to write those songs and music and after 1 million people listened to it, the check I got left me with streamer shock.

by victimeyes October 13, 2021