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meat ski

A cock that women absolutely love!

that bitch rode the meat ski!

by amac! October 18, 2010


Ski and knee

The action of sliding in the tub on your knees to partake in oral sex

Got the good ski and knee last night from the best Cheryl

by You know already 145 February 7, 2020


Tiana Ski

she fine.. lowkey gotta lil crush 😩

Tiana Ski is a very pretty girl.

by ski’s4lifer June 12, 2021


lil skies

OMGGGGG🤤 que lindooooo, aright so he's the cutest nigga in earthhhh 😩 he has a wife name miriam 😄we such a good couple, aright so he can bless your eyes with his smillleeee🤩 , he makes the most nicest songs, he's fire, he got swag, he's everythinggg and mine

lil skies can be your everything if he had more room for ya'll but he's mine. heartttt eyesss

by december29 June 6, 2018


track-ski

The process of pulling the skis off the ground on a snowmobile..

I did a sick track-ski across the field for at least 100yards last night...

by Slim-hunter January 29, 2020


Nordic skiing

Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly

the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.

Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.

While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.

The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.

They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.

Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.

« Man Nordic skiing is so cool it’s such a hard sport and they are so good at sex »

by Ski man 1234 February 7, 2020


ski boyfriend

fake boyfriend you have when skiing; like a work boyfriend

Maddy has a ski boyfriend, he’s all she talks about

by jyllhatesabey January 29, 2022