Throwing Some J's

Synonym for "Just joking."

"Don't worry dude, I'm just throwing some J's."

Rub some Vagisil on it!

Dont be a wimp, dont complain, dont be such a pussy!

So you broke your arm, rub some Vagisil on it.

So what, your girlfriend broke up with you, rub some Vagisil on it!

cop some squash

The act of reaching down the pants of one’s male sex partner.

After becoming aroused, it became clear to him that she was trying to cop some squash.

Gimme Some Shugah

Verb - A double high for celebration (Sell-uh- bray-shun). To jump up & down, attempting to high five each other with both hands until connection is made.

When my dog crapped on the mean neighbors doormat, I put both my hands up and said, “Gimme some shugah!!!”

rip some rope

used as a way to say you scored a goal in the sport hockey.

“Yo jonesy remember when i rip some rope last tuesday? that snapper got me a post game blowy.”

Tow some goats

alt. Towing some goats

Towing a small and/or light load with a significantly overpowered vehicle.

Origin:
Courtney, Will Sabel. "Watch This Lamborghini Murcielago Tow Some Goats." TheDrive.com. Time Inc., 27 July 2016. Web. 27 July 2016.

Some crazy Aussie put a hitch on his Murcielago to tow some goats.

Now we're towing some goats!

get some kosek

obtaining major amounts of knowledge in a small amount of time. may be overwhelming or confusing at first. your brain may explode. possibly may want to wack yourself in the head with a literature textbook.

person A: Bro i'm so screwed i didn't study for my test at all
person B: oh man you better get some kosek