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When you take a shit in a condom and make it into a ball and freeze it. Then proceed to use it as a Dildo.
What do you want for your birthday?
An Alaskan banana split redunk!!!
When you cum so good and hard that you scream out in great mind numbing anguish and pleasure while ejecting brogurt at the consistency of mushy bananas and/or melted vanilla ice cream.
"holy fuck that girl just made me mega max banana split all over the carpet."
Like when you go to fight someone your going to beat the hell out of them usually referring to there head. {hince "wig"}
Guy 1: hey who the fuck you talkin to like that.
Guy 2: dude if you dont shut the hell up ima come over there and split yo wig back.
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When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.
Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."
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One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."
Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."
After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.
A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.
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A girl who is actually a seven but truly believes she's a 10. Also see delusional
Colleen has great tits but she's not anywhere close to hot. What a seven ten split!
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A sex move. One that only true savages can successfully perform. Placing the dick between the two breasts, the man slides it up and down, also sliding it in and out of the servants mouth. This combines the titty fuck and oral sex, creating a physical sensation like none other. When the groin gravy is ready to be released, dispense of it upon the nipples like whipped cream out of a can. Then, shout "I scream for ice cream!", and lick the cream of of the breast. Rumor has it that this act has transformed nobody's into legends, and some even say that it gave Odell Beckham Jr. the amazing superhuman abilities he possess today. Proceed with caution.
I realized that only the likes of Chuck Norris and Odell Beckham could pull off the All-American Banana Split.
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